You may have heard of us.. We have missions all over the world.. We whack people over the head with spoons, to cleanse them, and to welcome them into our cult..er..religion.. We spread the word of the almighty YEEES! Who first contacted the high priestess in one of the corridors of her local high school. We denounce Elmo, and his sick traitorous lovetoy Ben Affleck. We spit on their names. They worship the evillest of all sacred utensils.. The Fork! The Fork betrayed The Spoon, by making his loyal subject The Knife stab him in his holy backside! Join us! Tell us your story! CONVERT! CONVERT!